The Daily Llama is a work of fiction—an ongoing newspaper from a fictional storytelling universe, where civic scandals frequently involve misplaced brass bands, questionable plumbing decisions, and the occasional supernatural misunderstanding (always with a rational explanation, of course). Every article, character, and calamity published here is part of that fictional world.
Nothing reported on this site should be mistaken for real news. The people, places, and incidents described in its pages are invented, embellished, or otherwise conjured for the sake of narrative mischief.
However, you may occasionally encounter advertisements or products that are real. When they appear—Skeleton Brew coffee blends, books, podcasts, or other projects—they will be clearly presented as actual offerings, even as they coexist cheerfully with fictional dispatches about municipal duck-related emergencies.
Think of The Daily Llama as a newspaper from a parallel universe… one that occasionally sells genuine coffee.