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Eustace Blather

Eustace Blather is a seasoned Reporter-at-Large whose calm disposition and methodical approach have made him a fixture at The Daily Llama for more than two decades. Known for his steady presence and quietly inquisitive nature, Eustace specializes in unraveling complicated stories into clear, measured accounts—occasionally with unexpected results. His reporting has taken him from council meetings to corn mazes, where his patient interviews and keen observational skills help illuminate the city’s everyday oddities. Trusted by colleagues and readers alike, Eustace brings experience, curiosity, and a steady hand to the paper’s most perplexing assignments.

EUROPEAN UNION TO TEST “POLITE HONKING” SYSTEM ACROSS MEMBER STATES

Eustace Blather3 months ago05 mins

Acoustic engineers claim tone-adjusted car horns can lower road rage by 37 percent; critics call it “legislating manners by frequency.” BRUSSELS — The European Union announced plans this week to begin a continent-wide trial of a new “Polite Honking System,” a program requiring automakers to equip vehicles with sound-modulated horns designed to express “measured alertness”…