Seagulls Seize Control of Cornish Ferry, Demand Snacks

A routine crossing between Penzance and St. Michael’s Mount was disrupted yesterday when an unusually coordinated flock of seagulls commandeered the upper deck in what passengers described as a “food-motivated occupation.” Witnesses reported the birds first assembled on the railings with “deliberate choreography,” then advanced toward open chip containers in a unified front. Ferry staff…

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National Park Service Issues Advisory after Canyon Echo Begins Answering Questions

PINE RIDGE, UT — The National Park Service on Monday issued a visitor advisory after multiple hikers in Red Horseshoe Canyon reported that the natural echo in the south amphitheater began answering questions with “terse but serviceable” information about trail routes, weather windows, and, in one case, the merits of calling an estranged brother. Rangers…

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The Accordiana 747

The Accordiana 747: Stretching the Limits of Modern Aviation By The Daily Llama Staff – Special Report on Aeronautical Elasticity In what the manufacturer calls “a triumph of expandable engineering,” the Accordiana 747 took to the skies this week, stunning both the aviation world and several bewildered accordion enthusiasts. Developed by the newly formed Elastic…

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